"Yummy yummy yummy get that food in my tummy" (you’ve been watching too much Yo Gabba Gabba) Shut up boxes, they never let me enjoy my food. This restaurant is awesome, they have my favorite food, I can stay in my costume and they don’t freak out (they totally freak out) [last week you killed a guy in here] well they don’t freak out as much as other restaurants. huh this is strange, random person walked into the restaurant (oh she’s cute) [we can’t see her face, how to you know if she’s cute?] (she’s got a cute butt) that she does, now she’s shuffling cards. (go ask her to play) I finish my enchilada and tuck my mask back into my costume, walk over to this pretty little thing. “Hey good lookin, want to play Goldfish?” I say all sexy and such

"Yummy yummy yummy get that food in my tummy" (you’ve been watching too much Yo Gabba Gabba) Shut up boxes, they never let me enjoy my food. This restaurant is awesome, they have my favorite food, I can stay in my costume and they don’t freak out (they totally freak out) [last week you killed a guy in here] well they don’t freak out as much as other restaurants. huh this is strange, random person walked into the restaurant (oh she’s cute) [we can’t see her face, how to you know if she’s cute?] (she’s got a cute butt) that she does, now she’s shuffling cards. (go ask her to play) I finish my enchilada and tuck my mask back into my costume, walk over to this pretty little thing. “Hey good lookin, want to play Goldfish?” I say all sexy and such

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