So tell me straight up is Marvel gonna make your movie soon???

tears-for-madoka:

1-800-ask-deadpool:

Dude they f*&*ing better. All these people getting movies like candy and I’m just sittin here

I dont think marvel owns your movie rights

They don’t, FOX does which makes a whole lot of sense why I don’t have a movie!!!

bouffon24:

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zaikiaangel:

zaikiaangel:

zaikiaangel:

The leader, his gang and the young woman glanced over at the strange, masked man who came up to them. “Now, who the fuck are you?” The leader asked with a growl, holding a knife in his hand. “What are you, some kind of freak?” He asked, pressing the blade to…

What the fuck? Is this guy seriously asking me on a date…? And what the fuck is a chimichanga? Shell thought, giving the masked guy a ‘wtf’ expression. The leader dropped his blade and put his hands up, before running off the other direction, disappearing into the darkness.

Shell let out a sigh of relief and rubbed her jaw tenderly. “Look…..thanks for saving me…whoever you are. But do you really expect me to buy you a chimichanga..? I don’t even know what that is. First thing I need is a hospital.” She pointed to her bruised and battered face.

"Yea you better run wuss! Deadpool: 1. Dumb gang: 0!" [I’m surprised that worked] (most of your plans never work!) They work sometimes. 

SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT A CHIMICHANGA IS?!?! [that’s perposterous] (maybe that’s why she was attacked) no that stupid, But this is more reason that we go on a chimi date (I agree with the girl tho) [yea she should probably go to the hospital] Yea..I guess you’re right. “Alright we’ll have a rain check on that chimichanga date. first lets get you to a doctor and get you all healed up. I have a teleporter so I’ll meet you at the hospital!” (dude you can’t just leave her) FINE! “we’ll both use the teleporter”  

So tell me straight up is Marvel gonna make your movie soon???

Dude they f*&*ing better. All these people getting movies like candy and I’m just sittin here

Wanna role play hot stuff? I'll follow all your rules. ;)

imultifandomroleplay:

1-800-ask-deadpool:

Oh rping hot stuff. that sounds hot! so like we’ll be in the desert or like a volcano? OH! we can be in the center of the Earth! damn that would be SOOOO HOT! [you’re an idiot] (you sound shocked)

Actually were going to go train some Dragons then, pick up some chimichangas on our way to the next destination. Sound good? (hands snowglobe) This snowglobe is a portal maker. Just say Berk,smash it and walk through the portal. It will take you on our first destination. See you there sugar. ;) (Jumps through portal)

Okay. So I just take this snow globe and throw it at the wall? I would have done that regardless if it opened a portal. Breaking things is fun! *throws snowglobe and holy shit it made a portal* Well that was awesome!!!! Now you’re thinking with portals *jumps through portal*

Deadpool why mew steal my panties? O.o
Anonymous

Fuck, Marry, Kill. Your choices are Shao Kahn(from Mortal Kombat), Pitch Black(from Rise of the Guardians), Erol (from Jak2)
Anonymous

Kill: Erol

Fuck: Pitch Black

Marry: Shao Kahn

Shao Kahn will treat me like a queen. the queen of Outworld

What do you think of us Kitsunes? (We are a race of fox people with 9 tails and near God-Like power. ) (p.s. we live in Japan)
Anonymous

Well if you’re anything like Kyubimon from Digimon then I’ll be happy

Mr. With a Mouth, you've killed hundreds of baddies in your awesome lifetime, is there any particular foe you enjoy slaughtering more than the rest? And chimichangas dont count.

Rapists. I can’t stand those people. I take joy in killing rapists. 

Why can't I be you
Anonymous

Because you’re not me sadly :/ if I can get everyone to be me, I’d do it.